Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

Here’s what Ozempic and Wegovy are really doing to your mouth - The Independent

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

Have you ever followed through being bi-curious?

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I see through liars

I don’t buy bullshit

Mariners' vibes turn ugly after sweep: 'Nobody feels sorry for us' - The Seattle Times

I can count

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

Raw recap & reactions: Royal chaos - Cageside Seats

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

Surprised scientists discover the 'dark sides' of Uranus' moons are the wrong way around - Live Science

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

Minecraft's "Vibrant Visuals" update finally has a release date - Eurogamer

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I have complete contempt for fakery

Do dogs feel love?

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

Aldi accused by Oreo maker Mondelez of copying its packaging - CBS News

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I know who the president of Turkey really is

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

Jac Caglianone and a modern history of left handed sluggers - Royals Review

I have a reading level above third grade

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

What traits are considered unattractive? Which traits are typically seen as attractive and why?

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I have complete contempt for traitorism

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

Do Republicans give permission to Democrats to vote for any candidate except for Kamala Harris?

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

What seemingly minor decision or moment in your past ended up having a massive impact on your entire life trajectory?

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I understand how hurricane paths work

Israel says Iran was racing toward a bomb. US intelligence says it was years away - CNN

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I can read

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I actually pay taxes

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I don’t cotton to rapists

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center